You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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