doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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