Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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