Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This is classic penis vs brain.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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