He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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