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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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