Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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