what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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