okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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