You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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