So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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