Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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