were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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