we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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