question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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