I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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