Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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