Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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