Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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