I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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