i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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