Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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