Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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