so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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