I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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