Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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