we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I understand Curling. That high.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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