If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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