ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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