Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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