I just threw up on my dentist
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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