Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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