I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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