She's JV to your varsity
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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