My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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