so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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