so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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