Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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