Whoa Z and x make the same sound
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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