The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
