quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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