I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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