I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
operation harelip BJ is a go
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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