so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
honey bunches of taint.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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