Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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