David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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