Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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