He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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