Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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