question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
