Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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