THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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