Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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