are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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