You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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